What is Shmuckstache?
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One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!
The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!
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Half-joking derogatory name for denizens of the site DailyKos, made to have the same initials as the Ku Klux Klan.
Because Kos readers ..
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being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half las..