What is Shmuckstache?
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One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!
The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!
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A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extre..
