What is Shmuckstache?
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One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!
The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!
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The skanky chick who you take home for a good rooting only to discover she is as diseased as a sewer rat. She then gives you hickeys al..