Shmud Edit Meaning

1. When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you. Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint j..

1. A penis that has recently been inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, and unwashed since. If the woman then goes down on said penis,..

1. A Person that stright up distroys you at anything you do. Always better than you (The Best). Best Middle Line Backer in the NFL. Better ..