Shmuffin

What is Shmuffin?


1.

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

See breakfast, sandwich, english muffin, sheetz

2.

A way of covering up saying the word 'shit' around parents, teachers, priests, etc.

"Holy Sh...muffins!" or "Oh, Shmuffins!"

See shit, crap, schmuffin, muffin, spiffy


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