What is Shmuffin?
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The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.
The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.
Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."
"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."
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2.
A way of covering up saying the word 'shit' around parents, teachers, priests, etc.
"Holy Sh...muffins!" or "Oh, Shmuffins!"
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