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1. A cunt which is red and swollen around the labia. Caused due to an intense session of slapping (swaffling)the outer cunt in an intense r..

1. When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with..

1. One who is uncoordinated and clumsy. One who is a dumb kunt/dumb arse. One who is generally stupid, a moron, an idiot, a dickhead. Its..