Shmurk Edit Meaning

1. Internet short hand for: Oh My ACTUAL God Actual has increasingly become a youth "buzzword" in the UK rather like "rand..

1. Along the same lines as milf except that it instead of being a "mother I'd like to fuck", she is actually a mother I GET ..

1. When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it. Also when you screw over your customers by never paying at..