Shmurk Edit Meaning

1. Both embarrassing and awesome at the same time. My ex was bitching at me when I was at AT&T trying to switch my existing number to ..

1. A dick that talks and shoots people. My mahamid was totally out of control yesterday. It shot my girlfriend. See dick, shooting, loser..

1. AKA. Oral, Rectal, and Vaginal Pear. A torture device shaped like a pear; had four segments which opened and closed at the turn of a sc..