Shmutter Edit Meaning

1. Dropping your phone in a body of water multiple times. Yeah, sorry you couldnt get a hold of me for a few days...I pulled A-Michelle. ..

1. The act of having anal intercourseand finding out that your dickhas been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick. -I fuc..

1. A worthless, useless, piece of shit whose only role in life is to be everyone else's confidence mirror. That douchebagneighbor of ..