What is Shmuttler?
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A Shmuttler is a person who likes to kiss their pet, for example a dog or cat, and, will let the animal lick their face and mouth even though the animal licks their feet, genital area and anus clean regularly each day. The worst bit about these people is they will happily try to kiss their partner after doing so without even attempting to wash their face. They will also take offence if they are told that it's a turn off and is completely
partner- Err get away from me you stink of dog. Go and disinfect your head.
Shmuttler- There's nothing wrong with that, dog's have antibacterial saliva it's good for you.
Partner- Eugh you
Minger get away from me...pushes shmuttler away...
Shmuttler- Oh ok I'm not bothered anyway...stomp's off to sulk in the garage for an hour...
THERE IS NO SINK IN THE GARAGE!
