Shmutz

What is Shmutz?


1.

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

See chanklas

2.

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

See dirt, crud, oil, dirty

3.

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

See shmutz, sexy, sex positions, honkie, honky, loosy

4.

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck


85

Random Words:

1. New adaptation of "bah hum bug"., but relating to young Black urbanites. "Tanks alot fo da nuffin you gayme..rr "Di..
1. Scottish fanny batter usually smeared on the face when eating a haddock pastie Och Ey Man, theres Fud Slush all ova ya kippa..
1. only being famous on the internet and not in real life. Bob: omg, Robby Superstar is so famous! Sally: i've never heard of him. ..