What is Shmutz?
1.
Unidentifiable globule of something or other
You've got some shmutz on your shirt
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2.
A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese
I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face
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3.
The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall
Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.
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4.
as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision
Smutz is the same as a shmuck