Shmutz

What is Shmutz?


1.

Unidentifiable globule of something or other

You've got some shmutz on your shirt

See chanklas

2.

A Yiddish word meaning facial dirt, oil or greese

I am your Momma, come over here so I can lick my finger and rub the shmutz off of your face

See dirt, crud, oil, dirty

3.

The sand that is in your vagina when you do the scandinavian axel stall

Hey Stephen, why did you give Jordan shmutz last night. It left her with a serious rash.

See shmutz, sexy, sex positions, honkie, honky, loosy

4.

as told me by my science teacher who once taught in a jewish school; the extra skin around the penis after circumcision

Smutz is the same as a shmuck


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