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The tendency for a automobile driver to slow down while answering their cell phone.
While traveling in the fast lane, the driver caused..
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An affectionate term for your penis.
The little general performed his duties with distinction last night...
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adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant
I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a light..