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Anything a tard happens to have in hand.
examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter
The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to..
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Much like a pimp only instead of having a pimp hand he has the cheeks. Two mountains of molten lust firmly attached to the mans backside..
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The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the ..
