What is Shnarf?
1.
it can mean anything you want it to mean
if you see a fine specimen of manhood you can say "shnarf!"
2.
A race of intelligent cat-like creatures, Snarfs are plump, fuzzy and kind. Snarf are known to end their sentences with the phrase, "snarf, snarf!" Can be used as an exclamaition or just a random word at the end of the scentence.
"The terrorists attacked, Shnarf!!"
"What's that Shnarf Shnarf"
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3.
Function: Verb
To go out to eat somewhere and not leave enough money to cover what you've eaten. Specifically, when in a large group of friends splitting one check.
Dude, somebody totally shnarfed! We still owe $10.50!! Who didn't put in enough?
4.
Snharf is a complex word. It is mainly an interchangeable noun, adjective and verb with the word "fuck." It can mean anything from poop, to piss, to a cow with a urinary tract infection. It all depends on how YOU feel like using it. The word is pronounce Shh-narf with a short a.
That was the luckiest shnarfin' grenade ever.
I just shnarfed you so hard.
Eat shnarf and die, kid.
What the shnarf just happened???
We were shnarfin' in the back of my grandma's car.
SHNARF!!!!
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5.
an expression to convey or describe feelings of grumpiness, crankiness, impatience, selfishness, and snobbery. can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, adjective. it can be used very flexibly.
"johnny's being such a shnarf today. what a jerk."
"i shnarfed the teller our at the bank for not correcting my balance of a million dollars."
"ooh, shnarfie."
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6.
A small noise made by imagining yourself as a small caring animal from a far-off planet.
A caring gesture when expressed to others.
"You've made me a calendar of yourself in strange pants!!! Wow, Shnarf!!!"
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7.
Its a word used to negate something said that is otherwise pretentious or seamed know-it-all-ish. usually said in a sarcastic, demeaning tone.
Person 1: well you see the shark doesn't just eat people, like "you" say.
Person 2: Shnarf
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