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Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes on..
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An unnecessarily hard and annoying knock on your front door.
This knock is usually performed by lonely children from the ages of 13-24 ..
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When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.
"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave mys..