What is Shneehaw?
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A human that can be either male or female (usually female). Shneehaws tend to freeze in the middle of streets when illuminated by headlights, so be sure to carry a bag of rice around with you to feed the Shneehaw because if it bites you, you will turn into a Shneehaw. Also watch for Shneehaw crossing signs. Shneehaws are often found in the Shneehaw ghetto doing interpretive dancing to christian rap songs or in drivers training classes.
That Shneehaw just stole my rice!
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