Shnirious

What is Shnirious?

1.

The state of being extremely serious.

George: "How was last night?"

Duff: "Okay"

George: "Why just Okay?"

Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."

George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!

Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"

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