What is Shnirious?
1.
The state of being extremely serious.
George: "How was last night?"
Duff: "Okay"
George: "Why just Okay?"
Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."
George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!
Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"
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to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.
I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.
Expensive?.
Nah, I chewed and scr..
