Shnirious

What is Shnirious?


1.

The state of being extremely serious.

George: "How was last night?"

Duff: "Okay"

George: "Why just Okay?"

Duff: "So I was making out with this chick, right?! She pulls off my underwear and just when I'm thinking that I'm about to score, she takes out a huge black dildo! So I ask, "Are you serious?!". And she's like, "Bitch, I'm shnirious."

George: Holly shit. Are you serious?!

Duff (pulling his pants off, and bending over to show George the scars on his ass): "Dude, I'm fucking shirious!"

See seriousness


30

Random Words:

1. To go on a hateful killspree, particularly on one's parents. Derived from the infamous Menendez brother murders ca. 1996. "Da..
1. When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *th..
1. when the toilets are so disgusting you take a vow until there are better options in shite (sight) have the seen the shitting situation?..