Shnurf

What is Shnurf?


1.

To be surpised or scared to such an extent that your body shuts down forcing your internal organs to bleed and violent diahoearia to be shot out of your asshole. once you return to you normal state or "un-shnurfness" vomit is forced out of the mouth as this is your body recooperating.

"verb" OMG you scared me so hard i nearly schnurfed my pants.

"noun" holy crap look at that shnurf.

See shnurf, pants, vomit, splooge, un-shnurfness

2.

what you say if someone else ends a sentence with the word "what"

Jimmy: Hey Tim!

Tim: What?

Jimmy: Shnurf!

See what, shnurf, long beach, gay


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