What is Shoaib?
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shoiab can fly.
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1)Though only of short height, a Shoaib is superbly athletic, and thus far more attractive to women than the average mortal.
2) Due to the Shoaib's height disadvantage, his penis will be proportionally short as well. In the case of an erection, decreased brain funciton is a common result as there is not enough blood for both the brain and penis.
3)As Shoaib doesnt last long with his women, or sometimes cannot get it up he can sometimes be labelled gay by women who were initially attracted to him.
As lame as a Shoaib!!
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