Shoank

What is Shoank?

The principle of ejaculating whilst having a shower, having the sperm land on ones stomach, causing it to curdle up.

In essence, having a wank whilst showering.

Can also be spelt Schwank

"Guys, guys, i'm going for a shoank"

See schwank, wank, masturbation, wanking, shower, showering

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