What is Shockalate?
1.
This is an event which happens when you are dying to take a shit (and you know its a godzilla like turd) but there is no toilet nearby. Suddenly you are 'shocked' to find its too 'late' cause the godzilla turd is already sitting warm and toasty in your pants!
Note: 'Shock' + 'Late' forms the word Shockalate, made to sounds like chocolate, which obviously is the colour of (most) shits.
Ben: Dude are there any toilets nearby?
Bob: No man, its like 15 minutes walk past the shops.
(couple minutes later)
Ben: Damnit I just had a shockalate!
See
Random Words:
1.
Being owned in a severe mannar, such as a head shot. Also said as pwnt face.
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Vazh says: you just got face owned
See ..
1.
pronounced ehl jah-koff
An asshole with no cooth. A person who spoils a party and causes everyone to leave progressively. The guy who w..
1.
The elusive feeling of a cock being brushed against ones face and then fading away just as quickly.
George: You look confused. Sup?
Ne..
