What is Shocklog?
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Taking such a large sh*t that your shocked to see the large log sitting there in the toilet bowl.
"Yo Dan I just left the biggest shocklog in your moms bathroom, I'm surprised it came out."
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In 2006 the shocklog Geenstijl published confidential information on Ernst Wesselius, a member of the justice department in the Netherlands Antilles, along with his erotic writings.
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to suprise someone with anal sex
oh shock! i've been logged, shocklogged!
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A mind bogglingly large turd that has become wedged in the toilet pan and can only be shifted by a bomb disposal squad and navy divers
"Holy shit look at the size of that shocklog!"
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