What is Shockolate?
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1.Chocolate energy, akin to adding chocolate to an electrical storm. Will make the user uncomfortably energetic. Can be utilized to make your 400 babies run faster than Kenyans, resulting in their being deported back to Kenya.
Give Shockolate to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS. Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST. They'll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS. They'll race as fast as KENYANS, against actual KENYANS, and then there will be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!!!
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