What is Shocktabulous?
1.
to describe most amazing shocking thing ever known to man!
(usually people think one things shocktabulous and then another thing is so people generally change the shocktabulous thing often)
chick: hey nice to meet you
dude: wanna fuck
chick: sure
*after sex*
chick: thats was SHOCKTABULOUS!
dude: oh no! the condom broke!
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