Shoe Babies

What is Shoe Babies?


1.

Shoe babies, are shoes in fact. But they do not come from your typical shoe factory. Their is a quick and easy process in which to create shoe babies.

1) Put Shoe Lace on penis

2) Insert penis in vagina (sex)

3) Have a Little Fun

4) Allow Shoe Lace Fibers to Inter-mix with vagina fibers.

TA-DA you now have shoe babies.

That is the process, while the actual concept is quite difficult.

In order to actually produce shoe babies, you must allow the shoe lace fibers to inter mix with what we call the object fibers.

This Method was discovered by Dr. Thornburg & tested on Dr. Hudson

Damn, last night was so awesome we made Shoe Babies ... twice

See shoe, babies, item, sex, vagina


53

Random Words:

1. Off My Buddy List. Used for asshats who constantly spam you or complain to you for no apparent reason. Also used for motherbitches who d..
1. When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style. "I took her home and zooplankter." See doggie style, sex, m..
1. A suffix added to any possible sentence to make them seem more fancy and intellegente. Also see -ish Example: "The blouse had a ..