What is Shoe Face?
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one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.
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a person who is so ugly they can only be compared to a shoe
"Man, that girls got a hot body, but uuggh, what a shoe face!"
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