Shoe Memory

What is Shoe Memory?


1.

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."

"The converses?"

"No man, the Jordans"

"How can you tell?"

"I've got great shoe memory."

"Lolololololol"

See shoe, memory, bathroom, restroom, public, friends


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