What is Shoe Memory?
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(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.
Examples:
"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"
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Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.
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