Shoe Murder

What is Shoe Murder?

1.

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"

Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"

Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

See murder, creeper, pedophile, breaking and entering, assassination
45

Random Words:

Brawnbies
1. Hairy, Breast-like growths that develop on men. Attributed to massive over-eating (being a fat bastard) can also be caused by drinking t..
Read more
Homeyish
1. Living under poor circumstances but buy good stuff. Living in an apartment but having expensive stuff. See Darren..
Read more
Girl Thing
1. Any concept which alienates and confuses males. Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing. See Kung-Fu Jesus..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free