Shoe Murder

What is Shoe Murder?

1.

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"

Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"

Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

See murder, creeper, pedophile, breaking and entering, assassination
45

Random Words:

Glwyl
1. Acronym. Orig: Counter-strike, by a player named "Eggroll?"(sic). Said to the losing team in a scrim or match after victory ..
Read more
Z-list Celebrity
1. 1. An annoying ex-reality tv star that manged to get everywhere on TV 2. Someone who has only starred in one thing in thier misrable ac..
Read more
Bistank
1. can be used in a positive or negative connotation. Usually said when another person speaks a statement and can be used in place of the ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free