Shoe Murder

What is Shoe Murder?

1.

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"

Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"

Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

See murder, creeper, pedophile, breaking and entering, assassination
45

Random Words:

Zitored
1. A word discribing a bi-polor emotion Mike: How are you to day? Amanda:I'm fucking zitored!!! See confused, emotion, scrabble, wh..
Read more
Beat Your Meat
1. When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be ..
Read more
90
1. when a man has a boner and it sticks straight out instead of pointing up a little. Making a 90 degree angle with ur body and ur boner. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free