What is Shoe Murder?
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The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!
Officer: "What happened here?????"
Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"
Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"
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any man who dates guys at least 10 years younger and has a awsome looking body, does not necessarily have to be old or extremely handsom..
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n. pl. Dishonestations
1. Not True
2. LIES!
A Word from a series of words I made up to counter the word, LIES!
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