Shoe Murder

What is Shoe Murder?


1.

The act of killing another with the heel of an (expensive) stiletto! Usually done in self-defense when a drunk neighbor enters your bedroom after breaking down your wooden door in 2 seconds, and you have horrible aim (on Chloe's part), no knives (on Nick's part) and no other protection/ weapon! Most often occurs while you're home alone with your dog (gus)!

Officer: "What happened here?????"

Witness: "Nick just committed a SHOE MURDER!!!"

Officer: "Not again. 5th time this week!"

See murder, creeper, pedophile, breaking and entering, assassination


45

Random Words:

1. 1. Brother (in a literal sense) 2. Brother (a homie) You're my brohana, dawg. See brother, homie, friend, sibling, dawg..
1. Rochester NY, clearly the definition of street life yo. you be frontin' G I grew up in da chostah bia. See tektonik..
1. Intuition with respect to time: being in synch with the connections that will benefit. "I phoned, and my intimition was right: I c..