Shoe Whore

What is Shoe Whore?


1.

noun.

1. Female who owns too many shoes.

2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.

Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.

2.

A person with a ton of shoes.

Hey, where did you guys come from?

Footlocker, Kate is such a shoe whore.

See shoe, whore, shoes, footlocker, foot

3.

A woman (or man..) who resorts to buying shoes for sexual pleasure, becoming gradually addicted until the floor of the wardrobe cannot be seen under the waves of shoes...

May also resort to buying shoes to wear on hands and ears.

"Just these please" (lifts up 6 pairs of shoes)

"I'm sorry madam, I am going to have to refer you to a Psychotherapist, you're clearly a Shoe Whore"

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Outside Store

"OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THAT FREAKIN' SHOE WHORE!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA SHOOOEEE WHHOOORRRE!!!"

(embarrassed shoe buyer bursts into tears and rubs shoes for comfort)

See whore, shoe, shoes, whores, sex

4.

a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on

"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"

"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!

See shoe, whore, stiletto, sex and the city

5.

A type of whore who donates her shoe(s) to engage in sexual activity other than herself.

omg! i looked up that alley and theres a guy fucking a shoe, obv the work of the shoe whore.

See shoe whore, shoe, whore, shoe sex, shoe fetish


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