Shoejew

What is Shoejew?


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The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.

Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.

See shoe, legsie, irritating, games


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