What is Shoejew?
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The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.
Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
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Hoe-dag-ritous: Leading the life of a whorish transient prostitute.
Mike feels hoedagritous, when he straps on his stilletos and works ..