What is Shoejew?
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The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.
Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.
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Random Words:
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To wait, no action or movement.
Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.
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