What is Shoejew?
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The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.
Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
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1. n. synomyn of Wiggerdick.
2. n. An asshole that has no taste in movies.
1. She didnt like the movie? She must be a Holly Bros.
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