What is Shoejew?
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The process of pulling the part of the shoelace closest to the toe out as hard as possible, making the laces exceptionally tight. The effects of a shoejew can only be undone by relacing the shoe.
Man, Nick was being a little bitch and kept shoejewing me at the football game.
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Attempting to shotgun a beer, then throwing up halfway through and using your shoe to rub the vomit into the carpet.
That guy just pull..
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kinda like party hopping...when you go to multiple parties in one night and get progressively sloppier with each new party, by the end o..
