Shoejitsu

What is Shoejitsu?

To defend oneself using a shoe as a weapon.

She removed her stiletto, resorting to shoejitsu, bashed him in the face with it and followed up with an eyepoke using the heel.

See defense, karate, weapon, beating

To beat with a shoe

When I found out he cheated on me I took off my Manolo and went shoejitsu on his ass.

See karate, fighting

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