Shoelace Express

What is Shoelace Express?

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

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a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?

Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

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