What is Shoelace Express?
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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
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a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the
shoelace express !"
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the
shoelace express for me.
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The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.
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The stoners at my school.
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