Shoelace Express

What is Shoelace Express?


1.

The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.

"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."

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2.

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?

Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

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