What is Shoelace Express?
1.
The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
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2.
a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the
shoelace express !"
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the
shoelace express for me.
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When the only two people of a race in a social area (school, work, etc) get together.
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