What is Shoelace Express?
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The means of transportation you employ when walking somewhere.
"I've been taking the shoelace express to work ever since that bitch wrecked my car."
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2.
a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.
"All aboard the
shoelace express !"
Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the
shoelace express for me.
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What the world refers to when they're sitting around telling jokes about America.
All other nations : Hey I hope America's &a..
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reference to the difficulty of achieving great academic success, such as winning Math Counts, that only Asians and Jews have the chance ..
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can be used:
a)to describe an overweight person,
or
b)as a term of endearment.
a)"god, you are such an obese maurice."
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