What is Shoelicker?
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A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.
While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.
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