What is Shoelicker?
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A 20-something year old individual that goes around to Buffalo, NY area supermarkets, gas stations, bars, clubs, etc. and gets on his hands and knees to lick your shoe. Rumored to be from Georgia, lives out of his car and attempts to bathe in local restrooms.
While standing outside of the club, I became another victim of the shoelicker.
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Random Words:
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Making no longer retarded
I had to unretardalize my car this morning
See retard, retarded, fix, correct..
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A play on the warning text you see on car door mirrors.
This is for those people with ADHD who are easily distracted by shiny objects.
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