What is Shoemo?
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Abbreviated version of Shoemosexual. See
One who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a homosexual.
Akin to what Homo is to Homosexual.
Hey man... that guy is wearing prada shoes... What a fag! "I'm not gay! I'm just a Shoemo!"
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The event of having a half errect penis for no particular reason.
Hey, did you hear? John was in Hardee's and got a random half-st..