What is Shoemosexual?
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shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."
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A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considera..
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When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
I've got no plans, I ..
