What is Shoemosexual?
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shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."
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One who takes advantage of a woman when she's incapacitated: i.e. "pirating the muff."
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Someone who cleans a dead woman's vagina with his tongue. Usually a prelude to sex with the corpse, making a necrodoucher oftentim..
