Shoemosexual

What is Shoemosexual?


1.

shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.

Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."


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