What is Shoemosexual?
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shu-mo-seks-shu-ul- one who is not gay, but wears nice shoes all the time, leading others to believe that he may be homosexual. much like a metrosexual, but a specific area of metrosexuality, obviously pertaining to the shoes.
Is that dude gay? Those boots must be $400+!!! "No man... he's just shoemosexual."
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A self-hating emo kid who; Skulls bottles of Kahlua, Likes a drink of straight Vodka here or there, Is never happy with his emo hair, Ha..
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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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