What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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A 3-way telephone call where all 3 people in the conversation are using the Vonage VOIP telephone service ( vonage ).
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Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.
"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
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Where you try to sound Philosophical but you sound like a fuckin moron
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