What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal
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1: Find fat chick
2: Find sleeping pills
3: Combine
4: Fuck sleeping fat chick
5: Relax
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