What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.
Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!
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when a man is in deep sleep and begins to try to hump nearest available orifice or object.
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