What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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Background: Greasy butter from U of D
Definition:  When going down on a girl, pull a stick of butter out of pocket (or some other hidin..