What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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takes the place of holy crap,damm,what the,son of a, ect.
the ball hit him in the groin.it-skitili-o-doe!..
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The fluid excreted from a transvestite during sex or transaction.
I was drunk enough not to really care that she turned out to be a dud..
