What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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Random Words:
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Cockney rhyming slang for a gay bloke & local poofta. Just using fromage is much better.
"watch your back . here comes the tow..
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The fear of sexy ice cream.
"Doc, I'm afraid of sexy ice cream."
"Ah, I see. You have Erotocremaphobia my son.&quo..
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A male or female wearing nylon pants and jacket.
I wanted to go running today but since it was cold I had to put on my Russian tuxedo.
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