What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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Random Words:
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Fucking the shit out of a fat bitch.
See that girl at the all you can eat buffet, Phil hammerhogged her.
See Kyle..
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Outragoeously tremendous or outrageously horrendous, depending on the context.
Person A: Splinter Cell is outrendous.
Person B: No way..