What is Shoeporn?
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Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
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To be full of enthusiasm for a given task as a result of liberal application of proverbial 'carrot' and or 'stick'.
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to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.
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