Shoes Come In Pairs

What is Shoes Come In Pairs?

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What you say to one dumb fucking moron. When someone says something so idiotic, moronic or retarded that you have to remind them that shoes come in pairs.

Jeff: I think Vulcanize Society

Me: Shut the hell up, shoes come in pairs

Jeff: Derr! I'm so stupid

Me: Yeah, you are.

See shoe, pair, sex, happy, moron, idiot

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