Shoeshine

What is Shoeshine?


1.

lubrication for the penis

"Rub on some shoeshine. No, not that shoeshine, asshead. Oh look, now you're cock's all black."

- Mrs Bush

2.

To show out in front of other people to make yourself look superior

Person A says: I aint appreciate you slammin my door,

Person B says: Oh my fault, I was upset at cha boy,

Person A says: Don't let it happen again

Person B says ( to himself or others) Folk she just tryna shoeshine.

3.

An exclamatory response after one is thoroughly insulted. Can be done by the offending party, but is more effective when a third party engages in the call or yell.

Fat boy 1: I must be losing weight, I've been sweating all day!

Fat boy 2:It doesn't count if you sweat from eating!

Fat boy 3: SHOESHINE!!!

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