What is Shoevision?
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Derived from the English words 'shoe' (n. footware) and 'vision' (n. The faculty of sight; eyesight).
This term relates to the experience of when one is intoxicated with alcohol, not being able to tell which shoes you have match up. (aka shoeblindness)
I was so drunk last night, I think I had shoevision.
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Anything that spoils the enjoyment of a good shit. eg. the doorbell or telephone ringing, a realization that there's no toilet pape..