What is Shoff Swap?
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When having sexual intercouse and one switches from the vagina to the anus quickly and then looking at your penis to judge if analingus is safe.
"I can't beleive he tried a shoff swap on me, but when it came out clean he made me forget my concern."
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The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)
(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)
"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"
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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..
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A girl named Carolyn
She is an obese hamster
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A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.
Shut up sarcastibitch!
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(noun) any American or Americanized woman with ..
