Shofixti

What is Shofixti?


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Alien race from the computer game Star Control. Half-feral cats which are heavily based on stereotypes of the Japanese from World War II movies. But who cares, they're hilarious!

"You sneaky good-for-nothing Ur-Quan pig-dog! Do not try to fool me with claims of being a hu-man! I know who you are and how you destroyed the Shofixti homeworld, you thieving cowardly rat! I will crush you with my StarGlory Device! KYAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!"


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