Shomelette

What is Shomelette?


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A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

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