Shomf

What is Shomf?


1.

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"

"That chick is shomfable."

"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

See douchebag, tool, bang, danced, angelina jolie


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