What is Shomf?
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Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.
"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."
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(adj.), unable to use apostrophes correctly.
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