Shomp Edit Meaning

1.

to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened

me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.

you: what where i'm standing?

me: SHOMP! still got it.

See anus, shomp, butthole

2.

1. a form of shut up

2. let someone know you disagree with them

Scott: hey wanna go...

Jay: shomp

Scott: c'mon...

Jay: Shomp

Scott: Ja..

Jay: SHOMP

3.

To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chompbut less urgent.

1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.

2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.

See chomp, bite, eat, hungry, food

4.

To jump out of trees or off rope swings into a river (originally the Alafia River in FL).

NOTE: Predicted by it's originator to become a household word by the year 2008.

Rudy and Heather were at the river SHOMPIN' all day.

Tory shomped from the top of the tree.

See river, shomp, trees, rope, swing

5.

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.

2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.

3. This dinner is basically shomp.

See shomp, shaunt, schomp

6.

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?

Jimmy: Shomp!

See yeah, yes, fuck yeah, for sure, ya