Shonky

What is Shonky?


1.

Of poor or low quality.

That work he did was so shonky, I can't believe he actually put his name on it.

Not to be confused with "Wonky", which means much the same thing, but typically refers to structures, such as buildings, walls, etc.

See wonky, bad, poor, lacking

2.

A compound word from the two terms 'shocking' and 'wonky' meaning that something is so bad or precarious that it is actually shocking. Can also be changed into the adverb shonkily

That is a really shonky piece of construction.

He did that plastering shonkily.

3.

short version of "J'Shonqua" or "D'Shonqua". Commonly found amongst the women of the Bronx.

"Damn shonky, you crazy"

See shonky, shaniqua, stank ass ho, bitches, tito

4.

falling apart through bad construction or age. Often applied to software.

I can't get my bank statement out of this shonky website!

5.

Carrying some sort of social stigma; like a place people are aware of but don't like to admit their knowledge.

We used to buy our clothes from the shonky shop.

6.

shifty honkey..

A caucasion male or female who can be described as shifty, often seen crawling the back streets, often these specimens can be seen sporting a Burberry baseball cap.

Me: Oh my god look at that twat over by the wall!

Grant: Yeah man he is one fucked up shonky crackhead.


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