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On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it
nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you ..
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When a girl is lying down and a guy puts his leg on top of her
Wow you feel heavy omg your heavy blanket!!!!
See heavy, blanket, bed, ..