Shoot My Children

What is Shoot My Children?

1.

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.

Dude2:You sick bastard.

Dude1:I meant whackin' it.

Dude2:You sick bastard.

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