Shoot The Moose

What is Shoot The Moose?

A euphanism for masturbation.

Man, Marie said she had a headache and left my place really early last night. I had to go shoot the moose to take the pressure off.

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Angry Masterbaition

1. to be angry and masterbating at the same time. i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition...

Yugoslavian Airfreshener

1. Sticking ones nose up another mans arse hole. Fillipe sticks his nose up his mothers ass to make the food smell better. See fucktard..

Sir Shits Himself

1. the equivalent to "pulling a steve timmons", its when you pull your pants down and try to take a shit outside, but miss the gr..

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