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letting your partner know that your pecker is "up" for sexual activity.
Girlfriend: Honey, can you sweep my chimney?
Boyfrie..
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A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.)
Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm..
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New Pussy beats Old Pussy everytime. The equation is reserved for males who despite having a steady girlfriend feel compelled to search ..