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when you shit your pants and a fairy comes out your ass
good god charles that was a nasty poo winkle..
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the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.
'give me some bog paper, i've got kn..
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Orgasms in the morning (best enjoyed during sex, with another person).
I got into work late, but flushed and giddy, after my boyfriend ..