Shopcrastinating

What is Shopcrastinating?

1. The act of shopping when you should be doing something more important.

2. The act of avoiding doing shopping that is required.

Jane's paper is due tomorrow and she's shopcrastinating on eBay.

Christmas is in two days, yet I'm still shopcrastinating.

See procrastinate, shop, avoid

Madon

1. n. genius, a truely giftedperson He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon. See Charlie..

Dong Knock

1. To hit someone quite hard in the penis area, aka the dong. Did Aegean just get dong knocked?!?! YES IT WAS AWESOME!!! See dick, schlo..

Mashing Her Dinner

1. When you feed your girlfriend dinner then go home and fuck her in the ass thus mashing her dinner A good cheap date is going to mcd&apo..

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