Shoplift Pootie

What is Shoplift Pootie?

Hooking up with single moms.

Matt Gartung loves to shoplift pootie, leaving these single moms with with spackled pussy and a tear in their eye.

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W-hat

1. 1.)W-Hat is a group in Second Life for members of the Something Awful Forums. 2.)W-hat or :w-hat: came shortly after the "what&quo..

Edward Furlong

1. An amazing actor who got his first role as John Connor in Terminator 2:Judgment Day.He is most known for his roles in Terminator 2 as Jo..

Meatslap

1. To hit another with ones grandiose wang. Tommy meatslaps susan from across the dining table, deftly dodging the gravy bowl...

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