Shoplift Pootie

What is Shoplift Pootie?

Hooking up with single moms.

Matt Gartung loves to shoplift pootie, leaving these single moms with with spackled pussy and a tear in their eye.

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Loglet

1. small piece of faeces, commonly found after eating copious amounts of 2 min noodles. My God Qorky, why did you not flush that loglet do..

Astroretatedish

1. someone is really stupid. Heather is astroretartedish person. See mel..

Zipper Kid

1. someone who like the lower class brats, wears tight pants usually a bright plaid or white in color with zippers all over them, see punx ..

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