Shoplift Pootie

What is Shoplift Pootie?

Hooking up with single moms.

Matt Gartung loves to shoplift pootie, leaving these single moms with with spackled pussy and a tear in their eye.

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W.m.d.s

1. Refers to a flirty obese womans huge breasts. She was attacking them with her W.M.D.s See breasts, tits, obese, flirty, woman..

Zirk Out

1. To leave a place with your car, usually quickly and causing a commotion Everyone at the party heard Andrea zirk out See bounce, leave,..

Greasing The Pan

1. the caressing of the buttocks, often using a warming jell for proper smackin' during what is known as foreplay. Brotha, she backed..

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