Shoplift The Pooty

What is Shoplift The Pooty?

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

Fabsolutely

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Big Hammer

1. One who brags about sexual experience at work, only to deny the fact that he or she ever said it or did it. I nailed this 20 year old ..

Friggn

1. Another word for 'freaking' You friggn dunce! That is friggn stupid. What are you friggn doing? See Jen..

Shoplift The Pooty Edit Meaning